Ok so Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is pretty fucking awesome, its got hot women, gorgeous lips, beautiful eyes, if she wore glasses i'd be in love. Yes Miss Fox i'm talking about you.
But theres a problem, Transformers Dubbed in Spanish. Ah yes, the living at the moment in another country you get two choices in original language with subtitles (wasn't available at the Forum) and overdubbed in spanish.
Naturalmente! Lo Que Escogemos a Veer!
Well since i've seen it already, Thank you Roo! Thats pretty rockin of you! and since nothing is ever translated correctly to another language such as spanish.
I decided "well screw it i know everything they say by memory and can read lips so lets go try and see if itunes is the soundtrack to your life" So i put my ipod on shuffle while waiting for the movie to start and from the first song where you begin everything, at that little kid fishing.
AND HERE IS HOW IT WENT! as to not give away too much of the movie for you losers who haven't seen it eh?
Intro *all the gadget transforming noises and the huge warping sound thats very deep and bassy: Standup by A Static Lullaby
Continuing of the intro: Inward Singing by Tenacious D
Speed up to the part where its Sam packing it up to leave and talks to Bumblebee: very aptly Tune Out by the Format a song about listening to the radio.
Go to the part where he speaks to Mikaela on the phone about leaving you know, the booty part : My Girl covered by Incubus
The part where pretty much everything goes to hell with that little piece of fragment spark: Make a Move by Lostprophets
The College Part with the parents split into different songs of hilarity: Lost In Time by Throwdown
and "you now work for me": Squeeze it in by Country Club & the Porn Horns
The Part about hacking and putting all the hot girls in their dorm floor Jetsetter by Morningwood
The Pointing out of the really hot girl who sports DAT ASS that anyone would love to fucking nail that turned out to be a pretty mean robot that you'd still tap if she went back to normal human form: Stumbleine by Smashing Pumpkins
Wheelie makes his attempt to get the all spark shard from the girl, big scary mastiff dog doesnt do shit: Spring Again by Lanae' Hale
Hot Robot Girl kissing sam: Keep it Greasy so it Goes Down Easy by Frank Zappa
That robot going apeshit and destroying a school and then getting destroyed by a jealous hot girlfriend: It Ends in Tears by Destroy the Runner
Optimus asking Sam that he needs his help and only his help : This is a Mans World by James Brown
Ravage attacks the base for the second spark piece: Burn by Throwdown
Decepticons Mobilize: The Boogie Monster by Gnarls Barkley
Megatron Being Revived: Nemesis by Craddle of Filth to quote "TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!!!!"
Megatron Returns to his master: Human Masses Marching Forward by Zao
Random queer from congress trying to shut down the transformers program because apparently the united states goverment is in charge of earth: Thompson Girl by the Tragically Hip
Autobots are told to Roll Out for a battle: Twisted Logic by Coldplay
Megatron defeats Optimus Prime: Resistance by Zao
Optimus' Death rattles everyone: Dark as a Dungeon by Johnny Cash
The Two ghetto robots talking smack to that hispanic guy whos suddenly part of the cool crew of humans and robots: Idiot Box by Incubus
Sam finally accepts that hes the chosen one for saving optimus and helping turn the battle for the favor of the Autobots and wants to roll out and find one of the primes: Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode
They find the agent from the first movie and he helps them Find the prime plane and wake it up and hes pissed: Let Me Go by Rancid
The little italian decepticon Wheelie swears allegiance to the goddess Mikaela while humping her leg: Sit on my Face by the Dwarves
the Prime takes them to Egypt then off to the Pyramids: Into Oblivion (Reunion) by Funeral for a Friend
Sam is afraid of commitment and changes subject to directions: you Could Be Loved by Bob marley
They Find the Matrix and it falls apart: Stupid Thing by Aimee Mann
They flag NEST to make a drop off of Optimus and the other transformers in Egypt by the pyramids: Between Angels and Insects by Papa Roach
Cop Chase in the city: Inner City Blues (Make me wanna Holler) by Marvin Gaye
Optimus and Marines are Dropped Off and Battle is about to start: Attitude by Alient Ant Farm
Devastator!!!!: Selma by Remembering Never
Sam Meets with his parents and separates: Love by Day of Fire
Sam gets knocked the fuck out in a murder attempt by Megajerk: Killing me Softly with His Song by the Fugees
Mikaela Tells Sam she loves him and wants him to come back to her: All we ever Needed by The Early November
The Part about the primes keeping a watch over Sam for years now: Ten long years by BB King and Eric Clapton
Sam Wakes up and inserts the Matrix into Prime's spark: Waking Up by Funeral for a Friend
Prime whups ass, devastator is hurt by a long range weapon, Sam and Mikaela kiss:Chapter Four by Avenged Sevenfold
End Film Roll Credits: Midwestern Stlyings by Glassjaw
There You Go!
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