Monday, September 19, 2011

How To Decipher Police Terms

Its Under investigation = His Friends Are Looking into It!

He’s On Administrative Leave = Vacation!

He’s On Paid Leave = Paid Vacation!

He’s On Un-Paid Leave = He’s Paying for His Vacation!

He’s Been Reassigned = Promoted!

Demoted = He’s Back on the Streets Where He Can Really Do Damage!

He’s Being Re-trained = A Week at a Porn Convention!

Charges are Pending = Looking for Someone Else to Blame!

The Chief of Police is Looking Into it = He’s Making Sure He Cant Be Blamed!

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