The NHL Disciplinarians are a JOKE!!!

This was Posted in May 27th, 2011

The NHL's Disciplinarians are a fucking joke. Yep i said it, not just as a Montreal fan but here's some good ones, more to come.

I took part of the quotes from someone elses article, but a lot more will be added by me in the next 24 hours, not just mocking the bruins but other teams, ps fuck the bruins.

Quotes by Campbell on suspending players who try to injure other people.

“And so I think he has to be responsible in how he takes a [Brian] Campbell in, and what kind of position the other player’s in. And he had moved the puck already, Campbell. Look, if there’s no injury on the play, we probably, we don’t do anything, but that’s part of the supplemental discipline process. If you cause a player to be injured, then you have to be responsible for the play that you’re involved in, if there’s any carelessness or recklessness in it.”

Now replace Brian Campbell’s name for Max Pacioretty’s in the above statement, and you’re left wondering why Campbell’s office didn’t suspend Zdeno Chara. You can argue that it was a hockey play, and that it happens all the time. You can show me the clip of Hal Gill introducing Jon Sim in to the stanchion (though the two plays are totally different). But when you look at the above bolded text, Colin Campbell makes it crystal clear that regardless of your intentions, hockey play or not, if you hurt somebody badly enough (and we’re not talking about a run-of-the-mill bump or bruise here), you will be suspended. I wonder if anybody asked Colin Campbell why or how his statements from March 2010 no longer applied in March of 2011? Especially given the seriousness of the injury (please, no Dr. Recchi comments!)

The second incident is an even more perplexing example. Two years ago, New York Rangers Head Coach John Tortorella was suspended for one playoff game for hosing down a fan with the contents of a water bottle. For his part, here’s what Campbell had to say about Coach Torts’ suspension:

“While it is a difficult decision to suspend a coach at this point in a playoff series, it has been made clear to all of our players, coaches and other bench personnel that the National Hockey League cannot — and will not — tolerate any physical contact with fans. We do not take this action lightly.”

“That investigation revealed that Mr. Tortorella squirted a fan with water before Mr. Tortorella was doused with a beverage. While, in these circumstances, it always is easy to allege mitigating circumstances, the fact is we do not tolerate contact with our fans in this manner”

Fast forward to May 25, 2011 and Boston Bruins faggot, errr forward Nathan Horton was caught doing the exact same thing – spraying a fan with water from a bottle, not actually something incited by chanting like Torts was but just leaving the ice, grabs a bottle and lets it rip into an older mans face. Given Campbell’s strongly worded and straight forward statement, you’d think that an automatic suspension would follow suit for Horton, right? After all, he did mention – twice in the same statement – that the league will not tolerate these types of interactions with fans.

Ryder leaving his feet a full fucking jump at least a foot or more off the ice to hit the Lightning's Jones' who goes down and did we even see him play right if at all the rest of the series? a Serious headhunting head shot, i love the fact that if you look at the replay Bruins fans are defending him saying shit like "he lead with his shoulder and the hit knocked him off his feet" Really?

What in the motherfuck!

What the fuck has happened lately?

Is the league really pushing the "will not" and "cannot" rule? Or is it because his faggot cheap shot diver of a son is on that team? Yes Yes, I get it you're all going to tell me someone else deals with the Bruins discipline, but do they really?

The league will suspend those who cause injury. I mean, it only took them 7 tries before they realized "oh shit, Matt Cooke is trying to hurt people on purpose, shut the fuck up Mario we know"

I’m not a conspiracy theory guy, but when then Islanders defenseman James Wisniewski is suspended for a a hilarious gesture about Sean Avery knobbin someone's Knob.

Yet Andrew Ference has an equipment malfunction flips the bird to 21,000 people after scoring a goal without a corresponding penalty except seeing Cam Neely's fat ass laughing, and do we really need to see that son of a bitch over and over and over all the fucking time on live tv? Your career is over with, fuck off! I'm starting to think Ulf is suddenly awesome.

Fuck the Bear.