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10 Truths Black And Hispanic People Know, But White People Won’t Admit:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not White, who are you kidding? He didn't look like Charleston Heston, He had "skin of bronze and hair like Sheep's wool", if that ain't black that this isn't my real name.
3. Rap music is here to stay, unfortunately its now really shitty rap music.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean, unless you just gave them a bath.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy, i've had better "meetings" with women who have a few pounds more on them than a girl whos ribs i can feel instead of boobs, you can too, eat up baby, nobody's paying you any service.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. Not kidding, look it up, he seriously did.
7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller. Thats why it bows awkwardly, thats why our children start fatting up so young.
8. N’ SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5, Whooooa oh ooh hoo oh
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. Kept me out of jail.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. If i'd have tried that my dads hand would have been tattooed on the lower lip forever.
10 Truths White And Black People Know, But Hispanic People Won’t Admit:
1. Hickey’s are not attractive. Ok hose bag from Iqor?
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate. Guilty but i have my brother to blame.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son. Ahem!
4. Your country’s flag is not a car decoration. (puerto rico's my country puerto ricos my country, no its not dummy its US territory)
5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter. Its like the Christina for whites.
6. “Jump out and run” is not in any insurance policies. Unless someone is carrying something stupid.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many! Unless its a big van. No, your lap isnt a seat unless you got a girl with you, but 9 out of 10 that she is family, gross dude.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. I dont care how hard you look ese, you still look retarded.
9. Mami and Papi can’t possibly be the nickname of every person in your family, that goes to all the puerto ricans too, fucking creepy dude, nothings more attractive than the girl i dated years ago mid a moment of "passion'' and she says "ai papi" clothes on, goodbye.
10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal. But hilarious.
10 Truths White And Hispanic People Know, But Black People Won’t Admit:
1. O. J. did it. But this one is actually white people, because everyone else hates O.J. thats why white people took him officially in the racial dispersal draft.
2. Tupac is dead. Dead as fuck.
3. Teeth should not be decorated. Because you can only look so tacky.
4. Weddings should start on time. This is everyone though, especially mexicans.
5. Your pastor doesn’t know everything. Jesse's a fucking moron.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President. Yes, i went there, fuck that guy.
7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it’s a color. So is purple drank.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes. But church means you should be respectful and dress right. Shirt and tie and a coat, unlike "others" who go in shorts and sandals, thats fucked up and not respectful.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. Not for stashing yo shit.
10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car, Black ghetto bastard, still waitin on that check from the government, hustlin a little rock to pay some child support, and has 4 rimz on his whip that he has on a payment plan for 25 dollars a week, cause imma playaaa
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