Thursday, November 10, 2011

Montreal Canadiens vs Coyotes, the Miltary Days Edition 11-10-11

Coyotes vs Canadiens The ONCE every two years edition, and due to the friend who was going with me to the game disappearing two hours before game time, and I have to stay home and watch, I got fucked having to wait the next two years to see them.

PS, Fuck Tyson Nash, he looks like such a piece of shit.

“The Coyotes will try to attempt something they haven’t done since 1998, that is, beat the Canadiens”  Hilarious.

So because they’re honoring John McCain they’re not going to sing the Canadian Anthem? The hell?  Oh wait, they didn't televise it.  Weird, but whatever.


Notes On the First:

-“Big Taylor Pyatt the powerforward with the hard play to the net”  You mean Pyatt the ghost?  I like Pie, and his little brother is awesome too, but they ghost it a lot.

-Boedker scores, all they keep talking about is the coyotes losing to them years ago and how this time they will beat them, I guess it works so far, ps fuck them. (the coyotes play by play and color analyst that is)

-Already 8 minutes in and I’m tired of Tyson Nash’s voice, Mute, Music, on

-Oh my God, they injured Plekanec

-I’m gonna stop watching this fucking game

-I seriously haven’t paid attention since this happened.

-Habs score on a scrum and they waive it off, man what the fuck?  Denying Patches his goal?  “Whistle was gone”?  Stupid.

-Smith is having a good night, Habs let in the first goal, the Coyotes play the trap.  Ugh.

-Ok replay showing, Smith never had control of the puck, the puck was flopping in the net, then the whistle blew and got denied.  Little late there.

-The coyotes are chasing the Habs on the rush, but Moen is not a good puck carrier.

-Please god, I miss this game and now have to wait 2 years until they come back, IF the coyotes are still here, at least let Plekanec come back next period and just be a small bruise.  There hasn't been any talk about the ownership, no news is good news.



Notes on the Second:

-PLEKANEC IS PLAYING IN THE SECOND, THANK THE LORD.

-Coyotes are undefeated this season after leading the first period, but its just 3 games, but...they're still undefeated.

-Ugh, O’sullivan with a breakway because Weber did a drop pass to the defenseman…oh wait he’s the defenseman, what the hell Weber!!!

-SCORE, GIONTA WILL NOT BE DENIED

-Desharnais is clearly a fast, great stickhandling forward, fantastic playmaker, one of the most skilled and creative guys, and his speed scares off players, but in this game he’s clearly not thinking he can do it.

-The last person the teams need to lose is Plekanec, that was scary, so far Cammalleri is also injured and Gomez is waiting to be activated, if that happens


-Eric Cole is doing his job behind the net, hitting, taking hits, forcing a presence behind the net to open up players.

-OH what a save and fail by Pyatt

-Look at Price, slappin around the ice and still getting it done

-Why the hell didn’t the Canadiens get Patrick O’Sullivan?

-Eller with the penalty, come on guys.

-Moen sticking to Doan they’re trying to feed him the puck and he knows it.

-and Gionta clears the puck, Coyotes come back on the rush, and  Doan is being left alone, and WOOO, Darche stops the pass.

-Subban with the rush and the shot, and handcuffed Smith before it went out, that could have been a goal folks, but Smith didn’t Salo it.

-I don’t generally car if a kid is on there with the play by play guy, but don’t give too much of a shit, since the topic is bissonette, until he said he got snubbed by him, oh the hilarity.

-Canadiens cycling the puck and Spachoman fumbles which causes the puck to go out of the zone, terrible pass Man.

-“Price has been stealing the show on the other end”  Where the fuck have the Coyotes announcers been the last while? Or have you not paid attention?

-Maybe I haven’t paid attention much but when the hell did the coyotes get Chipchura?

-MOEN SCORES from Gionta and Plekanec, Canadiens lead the game.

-Moen has been solid this game, came in alone on the left of Smith and Pops over the glove, beautiful goal.

-aaaaaand it’s the end of the Second.



Notes on the Third:

-The coyotes cannot find lanes, and when they do find pass lanes, they overpass it.  The Canadiens are just dictating what they do and taking over.

-The Canadiens are starting to block more shots, blocked shots will help win games assuming you score, a grinder, checker like Moen, is making sure they have a lead by blocking, checking, and scoring.

-Diaz can’t handle Torres, who ties it and then almost smacks into the goal, Chipchura on the play too, what the hell?

-Desharnais gets tripped and goes down and now off to the bench. Ugh.

-Pac goes down and the ref doesn’t care, wack.

-This game looks like its going to overtime, the coyotes look frustrated in their chances vs Montreal, and the habs are generating offense but not finishing, same when the coyotes get a shot.

-The last time the Coyotes beat the Canadiens, Mike Sullivan was playing for them, Roenick scored the go ahead goal, Keith Tkachuk, Jeff Hackett was the Goalie wearing those kick ass Vic pads.

-Hal Gill is hitting the net with his shots, I’m pleasantly surprised.

-Palushaj gets planted on his ass by Derek Morris, great, now everyone will want Morris resigned until he retires.  Probably the same dumbasses who like Jovo.

-Coyotes and Canadiens get one point, with the game going to OT



Notes of OT:

-Why the hell are they talking about the whalers?  Oh because a drunk guy is dancing with a Whalers jersey on, WHOOOOO CARES

-The Coyotes are playing safe hockey, in OT? It’s the regular season bruh.  DO SOMETHING!

-Gorges gets a low hit from behind  yells at the ref about it, and the Coyotes announcers “he might have been embarrassed he got hit that’s why he’s doing it”  Stupid ass.

-PING! Sorry Weber

-Coyotes back up the ice on the rush, and Habs just take it back and head the other way, Drop pass.....

-OH SHIT, WOOOO GORGES WINS IT IN OVERTIME!!!!!


1998 continues for the Coyotes!!!

Beautiful goal,  good play, Gorges was left all alone, three coyotes on Eller, you knew something was going to happen.

And the Canadiens get two points, and the Grinders and pluggers pull the win for the team, excluding Gionta cause he’s a fucking star!

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